The New Homeowner's Guide to Happiness (1987)

When Paul and Sandy Darden, portrayed by the charming duo of Judge Reinhold and Demi Moore, embark on their journey to homeownership, they quickly discover that the idyllic life they envisioned is more of a nightmare in disguise. Set against the backdrop of an unsuspecting upper-middle-class neighborhood, the couple is relentlessly tormented by the cacophony of barking dogs, turning their American Dream into a comedic horror show. This TV movie cleverly blends laugh-out-loud moments with a touch of dark humor, making it a unique entry in the comedy-horror genre. As the Dardens resort to increasingly outrageous tactics—ranging from valium-laced steaks to absurdly inventive pet disposal methods—the film explores themes of frustration, creativity in problem-solving, and the relentless pursuit of peace and happiness in an increasingly chaotic world. With its blend of slapstick comedy and horror elements, the movie invites viewers to laugh at the absurdity of suburban life while also reflecting on the lengths to which people will go for tranquility. This offbeat tale is a delightful reminder that sometimes, the quest for a quiet home can lead to the most unexpected—and hilariously entertaining—adventures.